One cantaloupe, a knife, and five minutes. Your very own (and very tasty) planet-killing superweapon.
Hint 1: Center the “crater” around where the stem was connected so that the darker fibers under the skin point towards the center of it.
Hint 2: Stretch a string around the melon to help guide your equatorial trench.
(Also: you don’t really need that exhaust port. It’s a weakness.)
Hey, that’s _awesome_ ! I love your creativity :)
Someone has (had?) a little too much free time on their hands.
I’m jealous.
Sweeeet…
Unless its not in season….
Keep it on the counter for three or four weeks and your guests will recognize its foul stench too.
‘This is not the exhaust port you are looking for.’
After a couple of days on the counter, you may find Things in your trash-masher, also.
If you’re gonna play with melons at least turn it into a breast or something. Maybe a Death Breast like the one on Digitalfuntown.com . . . What a way to go ;-)
lol
I am SO making this for May the 4th! GENIUS idea!!!