Thank you for your reply, Wendell.
It’s apparently not at all as straightforward as I had hoped!, and since it does have a built-in “half of them fade in while the other half fades out” function, I think that counts as “smart” and makes it unsuitable for plugging into a dimmer unit.
For safety’s sake, I’ll just leave well enough alone — making myself glow in the dark would be a little *TOO* weird even for Halloween, LOL!
Thanks again for your reply!
– Kris